Wednesday 19 November 2008

Most haunted

Though I've never gone as far as inviting Derk Acorah round I am convinced I live in one of the most haunted houses in Britain.

Food packets mysteriously rip themselves open, the fridge empties regularly without, apparently, any human intervention, rugby balls move from outside to inside the house and the lampshade in the living room is forever on a slant.

They say that poltergeists love houses where teenagers live and I'm wondering if this has anything to do with it. Though why a poltergeist would be so hungry and would need to practice line outs in the living room I really don't know.

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