X Factor

I've just seen on the internet that Chris Martin, who apparently plays with a pop group called Coldplay, has said, "If you don't cry at The X Factor, you're not human."

This not true.

If you don't think of shotguns as you watch X Factor, you're not human.

Get it right Chris.

Along with the 1.5 metre rule in junior scrummaging X Factor is responsible for the moral decay of the youth of England.

Wouldn't you just love to see spotty hopeful Eoghan turning out to face your local pack on a freezing Sunday morning...