I should have known better last night, but as I stalked Sainsbury's I was tempted by the idea of sausages for breakfast, particularly at a price of 48p a packet.
DON'T DO IT!
They were just tubes of mush (which had probably never seen the front end of a pig). Apart from the use of the word "sausage" on the wrapper and a sausage skin to keep the whole sorry mess together they had nothing to do with sausages.
Tonight I'm going to put them out for the fox and see what happens. If nothing else it will at least be revenge for the territory "marking" the fox does in the driveway on a regular basis.
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